A Busy Mommy: Dear Hubby...

A Busy Mommy

Jun 9, 2009

Dear Hubby...

Dear Hubby... I think you missed a few pointers from my last Dear Hubby post. Today is a refresher course, and a few extra pointers....

Dear Hubby...Did you forget that I am pregnant??? I often wonder this when you come out of the bathroom reaking of calogne, spray or whatever that vile scented stuff is you spray on yourself. ( I don't care if I gave it to you...)

Dear Hubby...I know I'm barely pregnant, 13 weeks isn't very far along...but none the less I am still pregnant. Please do not comment on the amount of food I am intaking, my exausted days or my need for a foot rub. Just smile and do it.

Dear Hubby...You're still having closet issues. Lets work on that - Step 1: remove hanger. Step 2: place hanger in shoulders of garmet. Step 3: replace hanger into closet, the hooky thingy hangs from that big horizontal bar. (I know, hard concept)

Dear Hubby...Just because I am no longer working out of the home, does not mean that you no longer have to lift a finger. If you made the mess, please try to clean it up. Even if it is a half-ass job. I can deal with that.

Dear Hubby...again, NO RELAXING...If I'm not allowed, neither are you!!!!

Dear Hubby...6 months from now there will be another mouth to feed, and it will be attached to me at the hip. How about spending some quality time with your son and getting used to it. I can't nurse one child while teaching the other how to ride a bike. You need to help.

Dear Hubby...DO THE DAMN DISHES!

Dear Hubby...I love you very much and I hope you know that...but only one of us might make it out of this pregnancy alive if you don't learn your role.

I am not Super Woman, Super Mom, or in any way "Super" It takes me just as long to do any of the household jobs that need to get done in the run of a day as it would for you. In a two parent family, both parent need to "Parent" and that does not mean only stepping in to when the little ones are in trouble. "They wouldn't be in trouble if they were being entertained"

Figure it out!

From your loving
A Busy Mommy



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2 Comments:

At June 10, 2009 12:24 AM , Blogger Teresha and Damon said...

I love you for writing and sharing this!!! I just hit fwd and sent it to my hubby. Maybe he will get a clue. Keep us posted on any signs of improvement. Thanks!

 
At June 27, 2009 10:00 PM , Blogger Casey Becher said...

Ha! I sent this post to www.passiveaggressivenotes.com but I'm not sure they'd be able to post it :(

I like to imagine the exchange when you have hubby the cologne he's not allowed to wear:

Jeni: Happy Birthday, Sweetheart! I got you a gift. It's cologne ... and if you ever wear it I'll rip your motherf***ing face off!!!

Hubby: Uh, Thanks. I ...

Jeni: SHUT UP AND RUB MY FEET!!

 

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